is a powerful... thing. a few memorable quotes from friday night's battle w/ the air leakage in the air mattress i had been sleeping on night after night. we'd pump up the mattress nightly, but then i realized it would deflate after a couple of hrs of me not even sleeping on it. clearly, something was wrong, and alexxi found the hole...
"just give it up, alexxi, the tape's not gonna work, you're not gonna be able to conquer it!"
"i'm going tame this c*** air and show it who's boss!!"
"yeaaa that's right you take this tape you %^$&*^&$^"
"whyyyyy isn't it working?!! ahhhgh"
actually, i think he made the hole bigger and worse haha
"mushroom that shit!!"
the fight was won by air and despite his efforts, alexxi still thought it would be conquered if we stuck the mario mushroom one up stuffy underneath the mattress to "plug" the air seeping out of the hole... um ya, so i gave up and when i went to sleep i just took mushroom out, no way i could sleep w/ that thing underneath me. it's like the ultimate pea in princess in the pea. by the time i woke up that morning, i was on the floor and the mattress had completely depleted hahaha
it was one of those silly, after drinking, tanked on good company and food nights, and i hadn't laughed in SOOOO long and so hard. it was a memorable, ridiculous, silly lamb and alexxi fools night.
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