i was a 5 out of 10 on being a londoner (according to alexxi's scale), but got demoted back to a 2. i've managed to get rid of that dreadful word "awesome" it really DOES sound nahhh when you say it over here...honestly, like a baffoon, but i did manage to fuck it all up when i pushed my way out of the tube this morning. how was i suppose to know the fat ppl standing in front of me weren't moving b/c of other ppl or b/c they were just standing there? i have this fear, in any country, my own city included, of being trapped on the train b/c of ppl's inability to get the hell out of my way. rude? yes, but at the same time, get a move on and don't just stand there idly or slowly move about. was on the district line on the way to south kensington when i got blocked into the corner by this overly size beast of a man. i'm not claustrophobic, but when i can see he clearly could move back a bit, while i'm trapped, w/ less than a foot away from my face a big fleshy, gross man, i tend to gag... keep calm, carry on.
i digress. i think i should get back to being a 5 or maybe a 5.5 as i did manage to navigate my way on the national rail system and got to the royal albert hall without a map. who's ms. gps now, eh alexxi?!?! ;) xx
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